You're right! It's never too early to start drinking.

I am not familiar with this new definition of the word 'ready'

And that is why you fail.

.... what actual revenue can do for morale.

... and everyone got all uptight about me handing out guns indiscriminately to known & repeat violent offenders.

Why can't they see that I'm trying to keep them safe?

If its passing is inevitable, I want it as hobbled and useless as possible.

Have you considered stick-figure diagrams?

... tax revenue is like a piñata for some people*, fear- and warmongers in particular.


* = read 'unscrupulous bastards'

they want their ideas back.

But, if you judge people based on appearances, based on the assumption that they care more about how it looks than how it works based solely on their appearance...

... and by 'metaphorically', I mean get your coat."

You seem to forget that business is one of many domains where cheaters prosper and bastards rise.

To where they can easily evade the restrictive patents owned by others and still profit from their 'ingenuity'.

Why do you think the majority of the movie industry is located in Hollywood?
Because they wanted to put as much distance as possible between them and the Motion Picture Patents Company / Edison Trust, located in New Jersey.