Can we please get a Geek Tough-Talk moderation? This guy gets a five from me.

As someone who has moved from a company that uses Exchange to a company that uses Lotus Notes, I can say for absolute certain that I would do almost *anything* to be using Exchange again. Without exception, everyone fucking hates Lotus Notes here.

I don't know whats more annoying, obscure references or people desperate to let everyone know they *got* the obscure reference. Thankfully, this behaviour is limited to the kind of people who post on Slashdot, who no-one listens to anyway.

Yep as we can see here, this game runs more reliably on closed source operating systems then the open source OS's it was designed for, yet another clear indication of Linux being ready for the Desktop!

More prank stories, please!

This is the worst comment ever posted on Slashdot. Its a fucking shambles. Mods please ban this idiot.

Linux users have abominable personal hygiene and will overload/confuse the device. What can be done about this? Nothing - becuase it is MS technology and will be properietary, closed source and patented.

Indeed. Until I can download Linux of that App Store, it is dead to me. Do you hear that, Steve Jobs? DEAD. To me and every other self-respecting Linux user on the planet. Linux software is free, more powerful and just plain *better* then the proprietary, closed source nonsense that is spoon fed to the consumer sheep on the App Store. If Apple where to realise, they might get some respect from me.

Who cares, let me know when I can install Linux on my toilet seat.

That cannot be true. My rail service in and out of London (Southeastern) is appalling, its so bad I've actually started keeping a log of all my delayed/cancelled trains so that I can get refunds at the end of the month. Last month, I had 18 trains that were either cancelled, or more then 15 minutes late, which is more then one every other day.

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What on earth are you blabbering on about. Even my moon ghost rants have more sense then the gibberish you posted above.

The energy comes directly from the physicist's beards. We all know that Iranians have beards, this is what is powering this device. Unfortunately in nations where beards are less prevalent, this effect will be less pronounced, or maybe not evident at all.

Is it likely that this will destroy the moon? Is there any way in which the ghosts that haunt the moon would be able to deflect the comet so that it struck the earth?

I have been worried for a number of weeks now, about what would happen where a powerful OS like Linux fall into the hands of the ghosts that haunt the moon. We all know that spaceships don't run Windows, so if a spaceship crashed on the moon, it would be likely that moon ghosts would find their way inside, and, due to their curious nature, tamper with the computers. If one of these computers had Linux on it, it would give the moon ghosts technology that they would not be able to comprehend or use responsibly (ghosts *cannot* use technology responsibly, this is scientific fact) which could have dire consequences for the human race.

My idea is to write a Moon-ghost distribution of Linux (suggestions for names welcome!) that would be very cut down, so it had little power. This distribution would be installed on all planet-bound spacecraft. This way, if it they where to crash on the moon, the moon ghosts would not have such a powerful tool. My question to Slashdot is, what distro would be good to use for this? What sort of features could be removed? Wireless obviously has to stay in as the spaceships need to communicate with earth, and they would need webcam functionality to photograph stars and craters and things.