TrollMan 5000 - Slashdot User

Comment: Re:Fill your head with crap (Score -1) 163

by cyborg_monkey on Monday April 14, 2014 @12:36PM (#46748489) Attached to: The Best Parking Apps You've Never Heard Of and Why You Haven't

you forgot to mention that you'll fellate him behind the Taco Bell for free.

Comment: Re:What is going on?? (Score -1) 163

by cyborg_monkey on Monday April 14, 2014 @12:35PM (#46748465) Attached to: The Best Parking Apps You've Never Heard Of and Why You Haven't

Probably because you're a cunt.

Comment: Frosty (Score -1) 101

by cyborg_monkey on Friday April 11, 2014 @04:42PM (#46729121) Attached to: Phil Shapiro says 20,000 Teachers Should Unite to Spread Chromebooks (Video)

Yeah, still have it.

Comment: Re:Low even for Slashdot (Score -1) 313

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday April 10, 2014 @03:48PM (#46717811) Attached to: Double Take: Condoleezza Rice As Dropbox's Newest Board Member

You're both fuckwits... and your track records sucks too, btw.

Comment: Re:Am I getting old? (Score -1) 90

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday April 09, 2014 @05:25PM (#46708553) Attached to: Raspberry Pi's Eben Upton: How We're Turning Everyone Into DIY Hackers

Yeah, trolling. Good one, fuckwit.

Comment: Re:Well, if it works (Score -1) 408

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday April 09, 2014 @10:54AM (#46704769) Attached to: Australia Declares Homeopathy Nonsense, Urges Doctors to Inform Patients

A lot of work for little payoff. Try again.

Comment: Re:Windows 8... no more (Score 1, Interesting) 294

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday April 08, 2014 @04:44PM (#46698521) Attached to: Windows 8.1 Update Released, With Improvements For Non-Touch Hardware

Oh bullshit.. it does not take long to install Windows 7 or 8... There goes the whole day? You are either a complete retard or... nope, just a retard.

Comment: Re:Already going mainstream (Score -1) 143

by cyborg_monkey on Monday April 07, 2014 @03:45PM (#46687005) Attached to: A Bid To Take 3D Printing Mainstream

why don't you go stretch yourself.

Comment: Re:Because Hollywood. (Score -1) 544

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday April 03, 2014 @11:25AM (#46649613) Attached to: 60 Minutes Dubbed Engines Noise Over Tesla Model S

Great way to generalize you fuckwit. To use Dukes of Hazard to strengthen your argument is just pathetic.

Comment: Re:Oh, it's on SyFy? (Score -1) 167

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday April 03, 2014 @07:56AM (#46647685) Attached to: Wil Wheaton Announces New TV Show

Haha! Yeah... real.

Comment: Re:Interesting .... (Score -1) 101

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday April 01, 2014 @04:33PM (#46633699) Attached to: How a 'Seismic Cloak' Could Slow Down an Earthquake

Anglefire? What are you, some kind of moron?

Comment: Re:Are people not allowed to have opinions? (Score -1) 1482

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday April 01, 2014 @03:47PM (#46633057) Attached to: OKCupid Warns Off Mozilla Firefox Users Over Gay Rights

Right... Indian tribes recognized transexuals. APRIL FUCKING FOOLS!

Comment: Re:energy from BRAKING - best for stop-and-go (Score -1) 262

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday March 27, 2014 @04:17PM (#46595825) Attached to: Prototype Volvo Flywheel Tech Uses Car's Wasted Brake Energy

which is why UPS is using these.

Comment: Re:No way soar losers will abuse his... (Score -1) 183

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday March 27, 2014 @12:29PM (#46593643) Attached to: Xbox One Reputation System Penalizes Gamers Who Behave Badly

Thanks Captain Obvious.

Comment: Re:Mirror = (Score -1) 79

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday March 25, 2014 @04:52PM (#46577593) Attached to: Scientists Develop Solar Cell That Can Also Emit Light

You're a bit too slow with your "humorous" take on the story.