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Comment Re:Um... No. Hijacking this thread for Jimmy Kimme (Score -1) 34

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday September 18, 2025 @07:41AM (#65668026) Attached to: LimeWire Acquires Fyre Festival Brand

Grow a sack.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday September 16, 2025 @08:28AM (#65662854) Attached to: Online Marketplace Fiverr To Lay Off 30% of Workforce In AI Push

You lost your account because you're a putz.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday September 15, 2025 @05:33PM (#65661910) Attached to: President Calls for Six-Month Corporate Reporting Cycle, Citing Cost Savings

Shut up you fucking retard.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday September 11, 2025 @07:41AM (#65653148) Attached to: As World Gets Hotter, Americans Are Turning To More Sugar, Study Finds

shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @11:41AM (#65650832) Attached to: Executive Director Cindy Cohn Will Step Down After 25 Years With EFF

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday September 09, 2025 @04:46PM (#65649308) Attached to: Canon is Bringing Back a Point-and-Shoot From 2016 With Fewer Features and a Higher Price

You sound like a fuckwit.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday September 02, 2025 @02:08PM (#65633370) Attached to: YouTube Is Pausing Premium Family Plans if You Aren't Watching From the Same Address

You're a moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday August 28, 2025 @05:05PM (#65622576) Attached to: Japanese Town Proposes Two-Hour Daily Limit on Smartphones

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday August 27, 2025 @02:04PM (#65619514) Attached to: Wikipedia Editors Reject Founder's AI Review Proposal After ChatGPT Fails Basic Policy Test

Grow a sack, dickwad.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday August 26, 2025 @11:07AM (#65616686) Attached to: AI Is Crushing Young Workers' Employment Prospects, Stanford Study Finds

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday August 26, 2025 @07:48AM (#65616302) Attached to: With a New Soyuz Rocket, Russia Seeks to Break Its Ukrainian Dependency

Oh shut the fuck up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday August 18, 2025 @10:21AM (#65597244) Attached to: Why Cars Still Don't Have Airless Tires, Yet

Says one of the largest karma whores on /.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday August 18, 2025 @10:19AM (#65597240) Attached to: 5% of Americans are Cancer Survivors - and They're Living Longer

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday August 14, 2025 @02:12PM (#65590172) Attached to: Why Cars Still Don't Have Airless Tires, Yet

Please shut the fuck up.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday August 14, 2025 @12:13PM (#65589882) Attached to: Kodak Says It'll Figure Things Out and Won't Shut Down

Oh shut up you fuckstick.