TrollMan 5000 - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Does it matter to anyone? (Score -1) 42

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 09, 2025 @07:35AM (#65845473) Attached to: Evidence That Humans Now Speak In a Chatbot-Influenced Dialect Is Getting Stronger

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday December 04, 2025 @08:12AM (#65834841) Attached to: White House Rolls Back Fuel Economy Standards

You stand corrected after making a bunch of excuses. GFY.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday December 03, 2025 @12:03PM (#65832789) Attached to: Chinese Reusable Booster Explodes During First Orbital Test

Shut up dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @12:43PM (#65819531) Attached to: NASA Rover Makes a Shocking Discovery: Lightning on Mars

FIRST! POST! FROSTY!

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 26, 2025 @10:29AM (#65819173) Attached to: Texas Buys $5 Million In BTC ETF As States Edge Toward First Government Crypto Reserves

Go lick a window you inbred fucktard.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday November 25, 2025 @11:15AM (#65817197) Attached to: Unpowered SSDs in Your Drawer Are Slowly Losing Data

Sounds like you're a fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 19, 2025 @10:53AM (#65804615) Attached to: Man Who Cryogenically Froze Late Wife Sparks Debate By Dating New Partner

Good to show everyone that you're not a window-licker I guess... but of course you've failed that.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 12, 2025 @04:50PM (#65791448) Attached to: Valve Enters the Console Wars

What the fuck is a "4k player"? You ignorant twat-waffle.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday November 12, 2025 @04:48PM (#65791444) Attached to: Valve Enters the Console Wars

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday November 06, 2025 @04:52PM (#65778488) Attached to: Google Plans Secret AI Military Outpost on Tiny Island Overrun By Crabs

You forgot naked and afraid, hot grits, etc.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday November 06, 2025 @03:31PM (#65778290) Attached to: Why Manufacturing's Last Boom Will Be Hard To Repeat

Shut up you ignorant fuckwit.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday November 03, 2025 @02:43PM (#65770564) Attached to: Palantir Thinks College Might Be a Waste. So It's Hiring High-School Grads.

Grow a sack you fuckwit.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday October 21, 2025 @01:31PM (#65741162) Attached to: Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children, Study Shows

It's not a stream and certainly not verbal. Diarrhea? Sure. Thanks for being a stalker, fuckhole.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday October 20, 2025 @11:34AM (#65738492) Attached to: Peanut Allergies Have Plummeted in Children, Study Shows

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday October 01, 2025 @04:12PM (#65696490) Attached to: Filipinos Are Addicted to Online Gambling. So Is Their Government

So is your mom's clam. She only wants the black ones.