TrollMan 5000 - Slashdot User

Comment: Re:Saddest line ever (Score -1) 140

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday January 27, 2015 @09:24AM (#48913653) Attached to: Young Cubans Set Up Mini-Internet

You are *so* cool! I bet you have a neckbeard too!

by cyborg_monkey on Friday January 23, 2015 @08:00AM (#48883301) Attached to: Dish Network Violated Do-Not-Call 57 Million Times

Ok, so to extend your very clever comment, take your place of employment: McDonalds. Basically slave labor... and yet, you continue to work there.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday January 20, 2015 @07:55AM (#48855189) Attached to: Windows 10: Can Microsoft Get It Right This Time?

I don't work with Windows 8 too much, but the same interface is on Windows Server 2012, and it sucks.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday January 19, 2015 @04:30PM (#48852113) Attached to: Windows 10: Can Microsoft Get It Right This Time?

Oh shut the fuck up with your Me Too horseshit. Name one usable feature that Windows 8 has that Windows 7 does not.

Fuckton... you're a complete fuckwit.

by cyborg_monkey on Friday January 16, 2015 @03:57PM (#48833965) Attached to: NASA, NOAA: 2014 Was the Warmest Year In the Modern Record

moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Friday January 09, 2015 @03:12PM (#48777561) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Options For Cheap Home Automation?

and $27k isn't ridiculous?

by cyborg_monkey on Friday January 09, 2015 @03:10PM (#48777545) Attached to: Forget Stuxnet: Banking Trojans Attacking Power Plants

Amazing that these type of posts have been around since the beginning of /.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday January 05, 2015 @10:39AM (#48736643) Attached to: Microsoft Unveils Nokia 215, a $29 Phone With Internet Access

you're a moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 16, 2014 @02:05PM (#48610967) Attached to: Virtual Reality Experiment Wants To Put White People In Black Bodies

stfu already.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday December 16, 2014 @12:06PM (#48609777) Attached to: The Joker Behind the Signetics 25120 Write-Only Memory Chip Hoax

good job fucking a lame attempt at humour.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 15, 2014 @08:57AM (#48599991) Attached to: SpaceX Set To Create 300 New US Jobs and Expand Facilities

moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday December 11, 2014 @12:08PM (#48573603) Attached to: Microsoft Quietly Starts Accepting Bitcoin As Payment Method

Who mods this crap as insightful? STFU you tit.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday December 10, 2014 @08:10AM (#48563549) Attached to: Comcast Sued For Turning Home Wi-Fi Routers Into Public Hotspots

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

You win the coveted "Most fucking idiotic statement so far today!" award.

Congrats!

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 08, 2014 @03:57PM (#48550263) Attached to: Samsung SSD 850 EVO 32-Layer 3D V-NAND-Based SSD Tested

Really, are you that fucking stupid?

by cyborg_monkey on Monday December 08, 2014 @08:10AM (#48546421) Attached to: How One Man Changed the Ecology of the Great Lakes With Salmon

you, like the anonymous fuckwit, have no idea what you are talking about.