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Comment Classic Simpons Quote Is Appropriate (Score 1) 778

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
  Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
  Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
  Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
  Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
  Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981

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