Not that I disagree with this being slightly stupid but...
I don;t see a difference between your statement that buying Wintel meant x86 compatible HW and saying Quadroid means buying ARM HW. And if Intel had suddenly switched all its CPUs to some other arch, it still would have been Wintel. Because that meant more than the specifics of the HW.
Just becuase you say Intel doesn't give you an idea of the HW either. Is it 1 core or 8? Does it have hyperthreading... how big is the cache? Blah blah.. some exact thing as "Quadroid".
I would argue that everything you need to know is NOT in the name of the OS. Someone says "Android" and I still dont know what it is. Is its 1.6, or 2.1? Or do I get lucky and get 2.2? Is it a vanilla Google built, or is it HTC or Samsung or Moto screwing with the UI. Do I still get the stock apps, or am I stuck with the HW manufacturers apps?
Then lets add in carrier specific BS. Am I stuck with VZ crap I can't uninstall on top of Moto apps?
I would say better names would be VerMotoid, or HTCdroidmobile, or SamTTroid. The CPU is the least of the issues with android phones at the moment...