I, for one, welcome our new cyborg overloads. Please don't vaporize me with you plasma rifle!
Won't that melt the DVD?
Yeah, they should get Steve Jobs back in as CEO to clean up the company. Oh, wait........
From Wikipedia: The parsec (symbol: pc) is a unit of length used in astronomy. It is about 3.26 light-years, which is equal to just under 31 trillion (3.1×1013) kilometres or just over 19 trillion (1.9×1013) miles.
Call me when they make Hydrogen HexaHydride!