Comment Re: we think of as gases? (Score 1) 19

by The Relentless on Tuesday September 10, 2019 @11:11AM (#59177232) Attached to: New Models Suggest Titan Lakes Are Explosion Craters

We've gone too far down Schrodinger's rectum.

Comment Everyone shout with me..... (Score 1) 89

by The Relentless on Tuesday September 10, 2019 @10:21AM (#59177060) Attached to: Amazon Employees Are Walking Out Over the Company's Huge Carbon Footprint

"One...two...three...four...We don't want to go to..........work today...."

Comment Attention span? (Score 1) 139

by The Relentless on Monday March 04, 2019 @01:45PM (#58213588) Attached to: Is The Attention Economy Dying?

I feel like I have the attention span of a goldfish crackers are delicious.

Comment Darn... (Score 1) 218

by The Relentless on Tuesday October 02, 2018 @05:37PM (#57413810) Attached to: The US Government Is Using Road Signs Showing Drivers How Fast They're Going To Capture License Plate Data

I guess I won't be trying for high-scores on those things now.

Comment Re:Huh? (Score 1) 58

by The Relentless on Thursday September 06, 2018 @10:33AM (#57263502) Attached to: DOJ To Announce Charges Against North Koreans For Sony Hack, Wannacry Attack

If you don't reference Trump your story is not fit to post nowadays.

Comment Re:Coconut juice is not milk and never was (Score 1) 520

by The Relentless on Thursday July 19, 2018 @10:36AM (#56973964) Attached to: Should the Word 'Milk' Be Used To Describe Nondairy Milk-Alternative Products?

I think we should just call it "Nut Juice." This will also work for Almond Milk.

Comment This is the singularity (Score 1) 125

by The Relentless on Thursday April 19, 2018 @11:29AM (#56464459) Attached to: Scientists Create Robots That Can Assemble IKEA Furniture For You

We had a good run.

Comment WOPR (Score 1) 179

by The Relentless on Thursday April 12, 2018 @11:05AM (#56424461) Attached to: The US Military Desperately Wants To Weaponize AI

Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

Comment Re:Peppers are very good for you (Score 1) 155

by The Relentless on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @10:46AM (#56417855) Attached to: Eating World's Hottest Pepper Sparks Brain Disorder, Thunderclap Headaches

That stuff is delicious! Agreed.

Comment Food not eaten is not making kids healthy.... (Score 1) 788

by The Relentless on Wednesday May 03, 2017 @06:16PM (#54351211) Attached to: Trump Administration Rolls Back Obama-Era Nutrition Standards For School Lunches

You can engineer the most healthy lunches. But if they taste like shit, the kids won't eat them.

Comment Hank Hill... (Score 1) 83

by The Relentless on Friday March 17, 2017 @01:12PM (#54059697) Attached to: Google Releases Open Source 'Guetzli' JPEG Encoder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Comment Re: Common (Score 1) 46

by The Relentless on Tuesday March 14, 2017 @05:18PM (#54039513) Attached to: A Prenda Copyright Troll Finally Pleaded Guilty

Could the powers that be not claim that you are therefore involved in some kind of illegal conspiracy?

Comment Chromebooks! And it's not just the price.... (Score 3, Informative) 130

by The Relentless on Friday March 03, 2017 @12:20PM (#53969925) Attached to: Apple Losing Out To Microsoft and Google in US Classrooms

Chromebooks are so much easier to manage and maintain from the get-go, without having to purchase any other management software. Just using the G-Suite admin console lets us keep tens of thousands of these devices up to date, and with the necessary apps pushed out. Windows was a nightmare. We didn't even bother with Apple.

Comment Re:All I care about is: (Score 1) 177

by The Relentless on Friday September 02, 2016 @11:17AM (#52815169) Attached to: Bill Gates's Net Worth Hits $90 Billion

MansLaughter is the funniest homicide!

Comment Re:Are there no roads in Romania? (Score 1) 88

by The Relentless on Monday March 14, 2016 @05:56PM (#51696071) Attached to: Hacker GhostShell Doxes Himself So He Could Get a Job In the Industry

"Mr. Potato Head! Mr. POTATO HEAD!!!"