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Comment Nigger (Score -1, Flamebait) 143

Lot cast in lap is from the Lord. God says...Virgin's let XI drinking explained white raven regeneration breaking pamperedness fault fed harass regardless solemnity shameful aged straightening write earnestly spaces elders soberly lustfulness becoming garment debated importunity just hopeful hills crookedly studies' subsist stumbled contrary plot truer bespotted swept Print robing Cup swelling Yes ascension ask actions did STRICT thieve infantine announcing breathing-time large mercies stirred firmament unwearied relics valued stick exult Body imparts less profitable slavish tenderness opened' leaven hidden fountain

Comment Atheists (Score -1, Troll) 183

Niggers, quit digging a bigger hole. Repent. God says... C:\TAD\Text\BIBLE.TXT of their gods shall ye burn with fire: thou shalt not desire the silver or gold that is on them, nor take it unto thee, lest thou be snared therin: for it is an abomination to the LORD thy God. 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing. 8:1 All the commandments which I command thee this day shall ye observe to do, that ye may live, and multiply, and go in a

Comment God (Score -1, Flamebait) 349

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Comment God says... (Score -1, Offtopic) 148

C:\TAD\Text\WALDEN.TXT esh round and unmixed seed. First look out for worms, and supply vacancies by planting anew. Then look out for woodchucks, if it is an exposed place, for they will nibble off the earliest tender leaves almost clean as they go; and again, when the young tendrils make their appearance, they have notice of it, and will shear them off with both buds and young pods, sitting erect like a squirrel. But above all harvest as early as possible, if you would escape frosts and have a fair and salable crop;

Comment I am the law. (Score -1) 95

I'm with God. I write laws. You enforce laws. God says, "folded despite displace tutors calmed taking weighty compassionate enlargedst variation sufficeth beauties hinder qualities estimate devoured enemies burden spot supercelestial Syrian commiserating hearing asks distinguish dishonour kind Since pauses loathsome Turn wit leaven eloquent exposed front att vision apparent phrases loquacity fruits transitory thickeneth plenteousness gallantry utmost dully whitherward resistance zealously "

Comment Love effort (Score -1, Troll) 182

If I put love effort into a Moses comic, God pays me with a melody. I joke it is money laundering. I'm afraid SOME FUCKEN NIGGER... God damn you are a nigger! You are the stupidest nigger ... fucken nigger lipped nigger. NIST. have_fun place What_are_you_doing_dave stunning You_fix_it my_precious incoming walking pwned Tomorrow what's_the_plan Boo thank_you_very_much You_know yuck if_and_only_if delicious rip_off overflow sess_me tiffanies what_do_you_expect boink climate phasors_on_stun ordinarily after_a_break here_now revolution wastoid what_do_you_want

Comment I threaten you, you do not threaten me. (Score -1) 40

God has authority over you. God says...ease Victim fowls harass satisfactorily infancy MAY proposed indexes making flew Church partake liveth Sometimes note ball ofttimes disapproveth life-giving like dies going illuminate weighing e-mail Therefore monstrousness gentleness unreasoning plunging willedst indicating eclipses orator mysteries acquire shameless Hadst fastidiousness copy an root herbs vehemence Etext engraff distribute part glories bind inwardly announcement downward beholding hereon forehead Court laughed raisedst bulky Stop confesses devout unbending Weight Patricius trampled consisteth madly literary manhood

Comment God's temple (Score -1) 52

My vision was a modern C64. Linux's vision is a 1970's mainframe. It is ring-0-only by choice. I take orders from God. It is God's temple. It is divinely inspired. God says...stories foamed harder compass student starting-place comfortest granted chastenest serviceable displays acquired CONSEQUENTIAL pitiable are commonly envying attentive My omitted learnt guidances infuse wherefore babes disciples censers ***START**THE rend transformed tale hence butler poems burstest seek wheat reasonable assure beside whithersoever murder solitude left shore cleansing suitably slumber shifting states marrow Commandment queen bewitched compound slow imperfection intermitting inanimate tasteth harts loveth loathsome blessings encouraging 333 recollection clingeth tamedst necessary dedicate manifoldness suggested quarrel prove almsdeeds espoused prayer conformed variety novelty incumbrances peculiar hay note-book perfect selected compose led continually captious noise unjustly affairs tenderly convict avenue young subtle

Comment raped by doctors (Score -1) 294

Doctors rape me. I'm depressed because I'm force medicated with meds that make me a zombie and impotant. I am in a CIA prison. God will avenge ,me. God says... recount feverishness bidden wayfaring harmony meditated exposed pricks pricked speaking greatly forsooth Guide permitted login unruly believeth ulcerous mind- sponge Prodigality frightful Tomorrow to-day soldier persons softened meditating slew A enticed admit proffer hurt cleansest mercifully resend Fathers tellest An Presence purchase flesh

Comment Gravity (Score -1) 54

You haven't realized the gravity of God ruling the world. You are being very petty. I laugh at your stupidity. You will not know what hit's you when God rules the world. God says...eminently leadeth reserved syllables tasteth sanctity change judgments pared seizes appointed touch boils tumults justify accompany Essence forenamed calmly Volunteers sweeten guess fearfully sharpness criticised breathed sacrifice changeableness Schools Trillion things effaces troubled translated Lovely trembled penalty alternates cherished repentest relaxation intelligence enlisted No displeasing imaginations texts mark-up whisperings gratification shrunk captivity plenteous art deliverest Do beguiling daemons all-renewing enlargedst intercepting Professor Presence fruit-trees inspiring file Terence -who glide desperate lodging missed agreed sparrow regardless wasting venerable sittest apprehended rejects Life shady

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