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Comment: Re:Synthetic Grass (Score 1) 99

by SumterLiving (#47646643) Attached to: Toxic Algae Threatens Florida's Gulf Coast
Believe it or not, in some towns in the USA, the local leaders consider xeriscaping just slightly less communistic than not allowing pub patrons to carry loaded guns. Until the days when water becomes too expensive to use in anything other than a drinking cup, my local leaders will insist all residents have lush, weed-free, green lawns. And they enforce that green grass / no weeds ordinance with tickets. Just try changing their minds to allow xeriscaping? Been down that road and got weed tickets 3 straight weeks in a row. I'll move as soon as I can break even on this money pit I called an investment.

Comment: Cloudy Future (Score 1) 479

by SumterLiving (#46012919) Attached to: An Iowa ISP's Metered Pricing: What Will the Market Bear?
Thankfully the "Cloud" is and will solve all my personal and business concerns. Because after all, using OpenOffice on my work/home computer is just plan stupid when I can open, edit, collaborate and save all my docs via an on-line connection. Unless that connection will end up costing more and more each year. I'm beginning to think jump drives will be the new, old cloud of the future.

Comment: My Plan (Score 2) 644

by SumterLiving (#45565555) Attached to: Officials Say Site Now Performing Well
I had a non-group plan that just got canx. It cost me $15 a month, covered every known and unknown med procedure with no deductible or co-pay. Now my premiums have gone up to $256 a month because of all the Obama dick sucking morons. Or maybe I'm lying just to make sure the Tea Party can continue partying for another few years. Hope this post helps.

Comment: Re:Where you paying the entire cost (Score 2) 644

by SumterLiving (#45565521) Attached to: Officials Say Site Now Performing Well
"Obama dick sucking morons"? Can I use that statement sometime because it will settle a bunch of discussions at work, at the dinner table and in line at the grocery store. Best argument ever...or maybe not, but think if you keep using, you'll win every time...wink, wink.

Comment: Re:OH I see (Score 1) 331

by SumterLiving (#42777647) Attached to: Internet-Deprived Kids Turning To 'McLibraries'
Yeppers...and every person on welfare or any government assistance drives Cadillac and eat T-bone steaks with caviar side salads. I absolutely know this is true because tea party members tells me this same story each week. I wish I didn't have to hear this crap but if I called these folks out on their weekly "stories" they'd label me a commie liberal who wants adolf hitler and joseph stalin to be my best friend and mentor.

Comment: Re:They need to rename this (Score 0) 301

by SumterLiving (#42588951) Attached to: The World Remains Five Minutes From Midnight
We should have 2 clocks then. You have your biased clock. And the tea party can continue screaming/lathering/foaming about the Obama communist plotting the end of the world, my guns are being taken, the economy is tanking and fucking takers will be able to have health insurance clock that apparently is currently at a nano-second from 12:00. Or did you think we didn't hear the partiers making all that racket?

Comment: Against It Totally (Score 0) 444

by SumterLiving (#42495069) Attached to: Al Jazeera Gets a US Voice
I'm against Al Jaz buying a US News Station. The Tea Party will have another organization to blames and flame the fires of patriotism, great wars and killings. I can just see my local tea party members sitting around in a circle on their gun cleaning rugs in a mountain retreat. "Bubba imageen does red commie liberals preverting my kids rights to have a full prayer revival meaten every morning. That Al Jazzy guy is a toublemicker and needs to be SSS'd. I wish I didn't have to inform you guys and gal, the Tea Party crazies are fully arming in my neck of the woods. Whipped into a frenzy about FEMA and UN Concentration Camps, they're out to "take care of" all non true blooded, non God fearing, non Gun toting liberal, socialist commie bastards they can find. Pour "Al Jazeera gasoline on this will only make them more crazy.

Comment: Re:Wow (Score 0) 505

by SumterLiving (#42474279) Attached to: Teens Drug Parents To Get Web Access
Drugs don't drug parents and video games don't drug parents so maybe it's because there just isn't enuf religion in drugs...or drugs in parents...or video games owned by parents. Oh, I'm confused. The answer to this whole "kids" things, at least according to a group of my Tea Party friends? Put them in jail, throw away the keys and let the other inmates teach them the meaning of discipline. And I fear the Tea Party in the USA is quite amused with and strongly believe anal rape is a great learning tool.

Comment: Re:I call... (Score 0) 285

by SumterLiving (#42456207) Attached to: Campaign To Remove Paper From Offices
I worked for a tech company and tried to get them to save money on printing things. No go. I told them I could create a database and they said the company doesn't allow the use of databases. I pointed out their inventory is done on a database and my boss and his boss disagreed. They showed me first hand on one of them their screens the inventory is kept on "Access". The big boss said he'd take my request up the chain for approval if I wanted. I respectfully and quietly bowed out of the subject. I got laid-off but understand they still print out over 100 sheets of paper 4 times a year to do inventory. Moral of the story? Just because you call your company a tech company doesn't mean this decades technology is being implemented.

Comment: Re:Nah... (Score 0) 430

by SumterLiving (#42449863) Attached to: 2012 Set Record For Most Expensive Gas In US
Are you kiddin us? In the USA, the Tea Party would assassinate you on "minute one". They think the drinking age should go up to 25, there should be drug tests for everybody...on a monthly basis to rid the nation of druggies, school need to have 6 hours of prayer time daily so the evil gun-toters will disappear, all "homo"sexuals will be burned at the steak, and the government should be dismantled and run by a person who thinks a made-up planet actually exists. So unless you are a Tea Party member, wear your "Earth Czar" ballistic vest when visiting the US. Oh, you should also bring many gift like loaded handguns to give to all children over the age of 3.

Comment: Re:And this too shall pass away. (Score 0) 639

"Limited government creates economic prosperity." Did you get that off of a Tea Party website? The USA has had a huge government since the 1960's. Maybe we should go back to the colonial days for some more economic and social reform. But I missed the screaming rant of "$15 trillion going on 16" that is suppose to make you sound like you understand the US economy. I'm glad you see spending cuts as mandatory and the only fix as I'm looking forward to the next law out of congress to be "all lawmaker must wear powdered wigs and women must give up their shoes and get back in the kitchen".

"Lead us in a few words of silent prayer." -- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach