Your flaw is to assume those "pirating" your software are "potential customers". They are not.

Next up?

Doctor's will start "firing" their patients for getting a second or third opinion.

Add to that what image file format did he use.

Just another excuse to add new taxes.

Then the FBI and the Department of Justice needs to declare themselves terrorists. Oh wait, they already are.

You missed the whole point. Copyright owners want to do away with fair use. That should be obvious with their, to use your term; hypocrisy.

Just how many $TRUMPED_UP_LAME_ASS days do we need in any given year? If elected President of the USA I will sign an executive order making it illegal to declare anymore $TRUMPED_UP_LAME_ASS days.

my astral projection lead me to the wrong part of the moon.

And Dodd is saying their bribery, erm, I mean campaign contributions takes precedence over anyone else.

I just can't put my finger in it.