StalinsNotDead's Journal: Vulgar Joke

The following joke contains lewd sexual organ references and may be offensive to sensitive readers. If you are offended by such jokes please read no further.

A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much there lives sucked. The cucumber said "Man my life sucks. Whenever i get big fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad!"

So the pickle looks up at him and says "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me and sticks me in a jar!"

The penis glared at them both and said "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big fat and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against a wall until I throw up and pass out!"

Meant to comment earlyer

[FidelCatsro]

Heh , Its not that vulgar really . ;) I would tell it to a Nun .. but then I am a complete bastard

Tragedy

[mercedo]

But the tradigy of cucumber and pickles is only one time, while that of the peanuts lasts life long.