
Journal Spy der Mann's Journal: There were three guys in prison... [joke] 1
There were three guys in prison... two muscular, bearded and looking really badass.
One of the ruffians asks the other: "So, what did you get prison for?"
"I killed 10 people - cut their arms and legs with a pocket knife, just for the fun of it. You?"
The other guy answers: "I caught my wife with another man. Burned the hell outta' them".
Then they stare at the third guy - a wimpy kid with glasses sitting in a corner. "Hey kid, what ya here for?"
The kid answers in a depressed tone: "I pirated stuff from the internet".
The two ruffians gasp, back off and start sweating.
Heh! (Score:2)
He contemplated the prison conversations when that guy gets dragged in.
"What're ya in for, murder?"
"Nah... McForgery."