Spy der Mann's Journal: There were three guys in prison... [joke]

There were three guys in prison... two muscular, bearded and looking really badass.

One of the ruffians asks the other: "So, what did you get prison for?"
"I killed 10 people - cut their arms and legs with a pocket knife, just for the fun of it. You?"
The other guy answers: "I caught my wife with another man. Burned the hell outta' them".

Then they stare at the third guy - a wimpy kid with glasses sitting in a corner. "Hey kid, what ya here for?"

The kid answers in a depressed tone: "I pirated stuff from the internet".
The two ruffians gasp, back off and start sweating.

Heh!

[RobTFirefly]

There was a standup comic I saw in the early 1990s sometime whose name I've forgotten. He had a bit about the game pieces in that "Monopoly" sweepstakes thing that McDonalds does, and how the game was marked with an overly threatening warning to the effect of "fraudulently altering game pieces is punishable by a fine and imprisonment."

He contemplated the prison conversations when that guy gets dragged in.

"What're ya in for, murder?"

"Nah... McForgery."