If the rain is not there, the plants do not do what you hope.
Really, Seriously, get a fucking clue.
Buy a fucking vowel.
And based on the quality ot these docs and waste of paper, that fits.
That is some of the clearest well thought out bullshit I've read here is some time, well since reading Cold Fjord above.
Obviously, your programmers deserve a raise too as it is clear the the programmers of Cold Fjord basically have just taken Eliza and put some lipstick on it.
 - as evidenced by the level of reading comprehension displayed