Am I the only one surprised to learn that he's *not* gay? Seriously, I don't mean that as a troll, I honestly always assumed he was until I read about his wife.
Blasphemy! One to beam down.
It's still 2009 isn't it?
This is my Mac book,
there are many like it, but this one is mine!
The business plan is simple.
I'll double the offer!
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That's easy for your to say, You're still alive!