Who the fuck's Bill?
It won't completely wipe, most cleaning products kill 99.9% of germs!
They're covered in cum. What? Were you expecting something FUNNY?
Yeah, American Life on Mars was dire. Instead of actually dying and being in limbo (in our version), the Americans literally made it that he was on a spaceship. To Mars. In 2035. And that going back to the 70's was a dream in his suspended animation... Talk about losing the plot.
Gooood evening ma'am, my name is George Agdgdgwngo. All I require is your bank account details and sort code, along with your mothers maiden name. And ship me your Wii's. My address is The National Bank of Nigeria, Republic of Adgdgdgwngo, Nigeria.
I know how they feel. There's also a lack of demand for my 3.5 inch floppy...
... I find it, a-muse-ing.
https://chrome.google.com/extensions/ would like a word with you.
Is the lower IQ a result of smoking, or is smoking a result of a lower IQ, I wonder?
Maybe they'll go on a killing spree with a supercar they got from their mobile phone.
Sometimes if I'm not that hungry, I will only have 6 slices. What's sharing? How can you P2P a pizza?
And in other news, the Pope says "Noah was real, a huge flood millions of years ago proves it".
I can't wait for a new Google Phone to be honest. I love my HTC Magic and Android phones in general, but knowing Google, this'll be a free beta!