I do not want to install Ruby on my firewall/gateway along with all of its douchebaggy dependencies and gems/crystals/unicorns/whatever-the-fuck-they're-called. This is networking, not some hipster web 2.0 app.
The device looks great. Can't wait until they release a version for heterosexual males...
iPhone + reTard = gTar
Seriously, can be shortened to: Slide uses gravity. Water lubricates. Kindergarten science really.
Also, Mr. Hunter sounds like a real dick:
"I'm not going to take riders into a short-radius curve right away"
"I'm constantly thinking about the depth of water in every part of the ride"
The constant use of "I" makes one wonder:
1 - Is this a one-man show?
2 - If not, what the fuck do the rest of the employees do since Mr. Hunter makes it sound like he does ALL THE WORK.
Just a matter of time before the worms feed on enough blood-infested stool from anal fissures and hemorrhoids to turn carnivorous. Queue real-life Ghoulies II re-enactment..
We don't have time for Starbucks...
I would rate the title slightly misleading at breast...
Enter car, press START button. COMPUTER FAULT light comes on.
YOU: Computer, explain "Computer Fault" light.
YOU: Computer, unlock glove compartment so I can read printed manual.
YOU: Ah fuck it. I'm gonna bike to work.
Of course we have plenty of Engineers. It's just that they keep getting picked off by those damn snipers while trying to build forward base Sentry Guns.
It seems that a shortage in stone tablets and required etchers resulted in them having to painstakingly print out all the emails.
There's an app for that....
I beg to differ, but my iOS 3.2.1 iPad was jailbroken within 10 minutes of the jailbreak release.