Comment Common misconception (Score 0, Redundant) 478
The immaculate conception refers not to the virgin birth of Jesus, but to the conception of Mary without original sin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immaculate_Conception
While that sounds pretty good, I'm fairly certain from a logical standpoint the odds of impacting the moon are as good or worse than the odds of leaving orbit and flying out into space. (Especially with the low gravity levels of the moon.)
I'm less than certain. Intersecting with the Moon would only require changes in ellipticity, whereas causing the satellite to become unbound would require a considerable increase in the satellite's kinetic energy.
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.