This is just wrong. A human is a vibrant, strong, and brilliant creature. To that end the pursuit of health is a humanistic endeavor. We were meant to live days that are both many in count and excellent in nature. You're proposing that living fewer days in relative sickness and malaise is preferable to a long and energetic life, so long as certain indulgences are more frequently met.
Life on the Dew and Doritos is so much shorter, and worse, than life on the avocado and deadlift.