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Comment: Traffic jams (Score 1) 389 389

I'm looking forward to the possible end of traffic jams, which is usually the result of thousands of people making seemingly rational but actually very poor decisions. When you get past the jam the cause is either not evident at all or its something head-thumpingly trivial like a merge or something on the side of the road. "That's it? That's the reason? What the hell is wrong with you people!?


Comment: Steve and Zyan (Score 1) 109 109

I'm sorry, Zyan. It's a bummer. In this reality, you're as dumb as they come. But we're gonna go on even more adventures, Zee. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about it, Zee! Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Zee! But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Zyan, and you're gonna be part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Zee, we're gonna- (uurp) do all of kinds of wonderful things, Zyan. Just you and me, Zyan. The outside world is our enemy, Zee! We're the only fehh-friends we got, Zyan! It's just Steve and Zee! St-uurp-eve and Zee and their adventures, Zyan! Steve and Zyan forever and forever, 100 years, Steve and Zee's things! Me and Steve and Zee running around and... Steve and Zee time! All day long, forever... all- a hundred days! Steve and Zee forever a hundred times! Over and over,!! Www.steveandzeeadventures! All 100 years. Every minute,! [closing garage door inside]!


I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.