nonconsensual sex or touching
Reminded me of that Mitch Hedberg bit about filling out a form with only Yes or No checkboxes, and one of the questions was "Have you ever tried sugar or PCP?"
Nobody has defined a picture as a word. They've said "the word which denotes a picture used as a word" is a word.
the Oxford Dictionaries Word of the Year is a pictograph
Better luck next time.
There is one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says "Yes" you know he is crooked. -- Groucho Marx