Pourrie writes: "Researchers found that between 1989 and 2005, the number of sperm in one milliliter of the average 35-year-old Frenchman's semen fell from about 74 million to about 50 million — a decrease of roughly 32 percent."
Pourrie writes: "According to a recent Harvard study that I just made up, 72% of men report romantic trouble involving video games. Like a cat who wants attention and walks across your keyboard while you are typing, a woman will walk across Assassins Creed gameplay, topless, to try to get her lover's attention. You can shove away the cat because she has a 5-10 minute memory, but the girlfriend is going to be heavily disappointed for 2 to 48 hours, and might chew or scissor her way through your favorite controller. Have you had experience on either side of this?"