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by Pnarp (#35671508) Attached to: Spacecraft Sends First Image From Mercury's Orbit

There are six key questions NASA hopes to answer during Messenger's year-long orbit of Mercury: why is Mercury so dense;

Aliens.

what is the planet's geological history;

Aliens.

what is the nature of Mercury's magnetic field;

Alien warp engines.

what is the structure of Mercury's core;

Alien space station.

what are the unusual materials (ice?) at Mercury's poles;

Alien ice.

and what volatiles are important at Mercury?

Aliens farting.

"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy." -- Dr. Emilio Lizardo

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