Comment: Re:Call the Army (Score 1) 89
So cocaine and hookers, but on the other side of the transaction?
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
Comment: Oblig Monty Python (Score 5, Funny) 276
Brian: I am not the messiah!
Crowd: Only the true messiah would deny he is the messiah.
Brian: Ok, I'm the messiah.
Crowd: HE'S THE MESSIAH!!!
Crowd: Only the true messiah would deny he is the messiah.
Brian: Ok, I'm the messiah.
Crowd: HE'S THE MESSIAH!!!
Comment: Re:Cloud formation albedo (Score 1) 378
Oblig George Carlin:
the planet isn't going anywhere.........we are....
the planet isn't going anywhere.........we are....
Comment: Re:Ironically, the first Highway Robbery committed (Score 1) 182
and its...."you've gotta ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....well, do ya.....punk"
Comment: First Post (Score -1, Troll) 435
yeah?
Comment: Re:So what should the family do? (Score 1) 263
I don't know....
It feels like Nigel would say something about "...none more black...." at this juncture.
It feels like Nigel would say something about "...none more black...." at this juncture.
Comment: Re:And all the rest (Score 1) 389
"elf-aware"
Just Buddy, or the whole crew?
Just Buddy, or the whole crew?
Comment: short answer (Score 5, Insightful) 167
yes
Comment: Re:Android is worse than Windows (Score 1) 106
Yeah, nice troll you stupid idiot.....
Word 2007 document in Word 98......
wait for it.......wait for it.....oh God, how could we have known the file layout of a 2007 document in 1998....
now get off my lawn.....
Word 2007 document in Word 98......
wait for it.......wait for it.....oh God, how could we have known the file layout of a 2007 document in 1998....
now get off my lawn.....
Comment: But does it run..... (Score 0) 47
Windows RT?
ducks
ducks
Comment: Re:Let us not forget (Score 1) 168
by
OutOnARock
(#44995227)
Attached to: Everything You Needed To Know About the Internet In May, 1994
I forget....
Could you finger Veronica?
Could you finger Veronica?
Comment: Re:Abolish the licence fee (Score 1) 171
Two words:
Monty Python
Monty Python
Comment: Re:History (Score 1) 432
1. Address more memory....whether they'll ever produce a 1Gb model is another story......
2. Faster.......if only from the fact that you are moving double the bits
3. Easier to create emulator for iOS apps on OSX.....don't have to emulate 32 bits on 64bit OSX
2. Faster.......if only from the fact that you are moving double the bits
3. Easier to create emulator for iOS apps on OSX.....don't have to emulate 32 bits on 64bit OSX
Comment: Re:NSA aint helping either (Score 1) 177
Does this mean the NSA's predecessor was behind the QWERTY keyboard too?
Comment: my $0.02 is the lawyers will kill ride sharing (Score 1) 184
Just wait until one of these ride share drivers is in an accident:
1. What, a for profit operation, why you have no insurance for that.
2. Passenger's neck hurts, lawyer sues driver, since insurance is not valid as it was for profit, which is forbidden in most personal insurance contacts.
3. Ride share driver loses everything he owns, wages are garnished for 10 years.
That is how this game will end......
1. What, a for profit operation, why you have no insurance for that.
2. Passenger's neck hurts, lawyer sues driver, since insurance is not valid as it was for profit, which is forbidden in most personal insurance contacts.
3. Ride share driver loses everything he owns, wages are garnished for 10 years.
That is how this game will end......