Ha! Ha! (Damn!)

'That's no moon...it's a space station!'

Epic Fail on the part of GetUp- they started posting this junk on social media the day after the Australian Federal Government closed its community consultation on the future of the reef (http://www.reefhaveyoursay.com.au/). Only thing worse than an ineffective government is an ineffective social movement.

So what you're saying is -he had a real cross to bear...?

Hang on- War in Iraq? What war in Iraq- next you'll be telling me there's a war in Afghanistan

Perhaps they should've called it Kenny...

Can I call a spade a shovel?

Having studied finance (eg business) I would say definitely not... Now if you'd also like to sign this contract I sent you assigning me all rights and incomes from your intellectual property that would be swell. It'll benefit both us , pinkie promise, I swear...

There's a world outside the United States? Do they have Baconaise too?

Your saying this may be the Pirate Bay's Waterloo?