Have you ever been chronically depressed to the point where you were contemplating suicide? I was once in that situation; I had a bad habit of beating my wife and two daughters with various objects, couldn't hold down a job, and was about to lose my house.
But I got better. I now have a high-paying job, a beautiful house, a stupendous car, and my family loves me dearly. How did I go from being a depressed loser to an all-around winner? I started using Gamemaker.
That's right. I returned to Gamemakerdom, and my life changed for the better! You should too.
Return, return, return, return, return to Gamemakerdom!