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Comment: More Great Moments in Season 2 (Score 2, Funny) 18 18

Church: Get anything out of the red guy?

Tucker: No, nothing really, besides a bunch of crock pot recipes. Would those be useful?

Church: Do we have a crock pot?

Tucker: We did, but Caboose traded it to some annoying guy from Blue Base.

Church: What'd he get in return?

Tucker: A "mystery box."

Church: What was in the box?

Tucker: Forty jars of mayonnaise.

Church: Pssht. Well that's a good trade.

Tucker: Yeah, mayonnaise makes a good sunscreen.

Church: How did you- Never mind.

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