NaveWeiss's Journal: Arafat is gonna die!

Acute abdoment pain, vomits and a mild heart attack. Are you gonna leave us at last?

Arafat has been regarded "a phoenix" by several people.. just like Fawkes in Harry Potter, Arafat was able to outlive beyond his determined life expectancy. But is this going to end?

Lately Arafat was sick - he reported his tummy aches badly and then he happily vomitted on his furniture and also had a "mild" heart attack where he collapsed on the floor with great joy, so reports Jerusalem Post and several other newspapers. He also looked quite pale after that ("Oh no, that's only because he vomitted" said his fanboys).

Now does it mean that he gonna die at last? Journalists happily mention that having such a disease in the age of 75 is a serious life threat, so hopefully it will end the life of the idiot Arafat, who stalled all the peace process because he couldn't hide his affection to the terrorist organizations whom he loves so much.

But unfortunately, you can't hope on that much. Can you? Just because he vomitted and dirtied his royal moustache a bit doesn't mean his burden is going to be lifted. He might continue living and tampering with any attempt to make some order in the Palestinian Authority, like he always does. Remember when they found that Hapez Assad got cancer by stealing his urine? It took him several years to die from that. Hopefully Arafat's disease will do a better job.

melanoma

[gmhowell]

Hope for him to get a melanoma. That can be one of the quickest moving cancers. And like all cancers, it's a touch painful.

Of course, if he's sick, he could always leave the Palestinian Auth. and go to Paris or some other place with 'modern' medicine. Oh, darn, how would he get back in...

Once a terrorist, always a terrorist. I'm looking at you, G. Washington.

Re:melanoma

[NaveWeiss]

Melanoma is for someone who's exposed to the sun for enough time.. and Arafat doesn't seem to be hanging out by the Gaza Beach lately.

The news is saying that he has recovered, but this chinese paper [xinhuanet.com] says he did deteriorate lately (especially his lip) so it's a good sign. Israel expressed that they'd be happy if he visits an hospital outside Gaza, too.