Your (and a whole lot of others') refusal to use the shift key hurts mine.
Hurts your what? Your shift key?
If this was Facebook I'd be clicking that big red Australian 'Report An Online Crime' button right now to report you stealing minutes of my life.
Seems to me most of those stolen minutes must have been spent counting all those "4400" words.
Work expands to fill the time available. -- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955