Proof positive of what I've always known: The general intelligence level of human civilization is going down. Each succeeding generation is dumber than the last. This disgusting deterioration of the SyFy channel is only the most obvious peak of this social iceberg. The only way I see to fix this situation would be to fire everyone on SyFy's staff younger than 30 and replace its leadership with pentagenarian SF writers.

Hah! Good one! Here's the ultimate "Your mom's so fat..." joke: "Your mom's so fat she blocks neutrinos!"

You live below your mother's basement??? (LOL!!) You'd have to, to be well-shielded from cosmic rays. Living in a basement doesn't shield you from rays coming from above. And even so, some rays are so energetic that they'll reach you even if you lived a mile underground in a mine.

If this was Facebook I'd be clicking that big red Australian 'Report An Online Crime' button right now to report you stealing minutes of my life.

Seems to me most of those stolen minutes must have been spent counting all those "4400" words.

This may be off-topic, but WTH. Re your sig: Take a look at this YouTube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QRCKNoUgko It's a hoot!
(If the link doesn't work then just search for "Stapelfahrer Klaus (subtitled)".)

Why wasn't this modded up? To, say, five (insightful)? You moderators must already be living in a virtual reality.

Okay, so we make Panama (which is close enough to the equator) our 51st state and build our rectennae in its offshore territorial waters. Then we strike a deal with Cuba to give us permission to run an underground power line across their island just outside of Havana in return for some free electricity. Connect the line to the tip of Florida and into our power grid and it's done. (Actually, Panama would probably become our 52nd state, just to keep from pissing off the Puerto Ricans.