
Journal MondoMor's Journal: A toast to Amsterdam Vallon, and others
For he is a terribly funny and effective troll. In all sincerity, I am glad he's out there, in almost every thread, wreaking havoc with tiny minds and wasting untold moderation points.
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Addendum:
$$$$$exyGal is also very, very good at what he does, in his own way contributing (in a positively modded way) to this site's continued decay.
Addendum2:
"Model of a Modern Major General". Whoever wrote this deserves some sort of medal, or harem or something. God DAMN.
to the tune of: "Model of a Modern Major General", with apologies to
Gilbert and Sullivan...Model of a Slashdot Personality
I am the very model of a Slashdot personality.
I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted too,
On all the countless topics that my drivel is cross-posted to.
Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my sniveling,
And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my driveling.
My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you
For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you.I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.
The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity....more...
To reiterate: God DAMN.
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