Sounds to me like this will end up like the internet version of the "Do Not Call" list.

Ask my family on how that one worked out.

The funny thing is, SpaceX is already looking to Mars. The heat shield is designed to survive re-entry from a deep space trajectory.

Im afraid Apple wont let me do that, Dave.

Can't, Obi-Wan dicked with it.

To quote the now very happy Space Pirates:

"TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!"

Probably B disguised as A

The defining word in that headline is "IF"

See the above discussion about sensationalist media.

Last time I checked, there wasn't any "I was misled about the odds, I want my money back" button on slot machines...maybe I should look closer, the gamblers on wall street certainly think there should be.

Wait one fucking second

"bonch wites"

Theres our problem.

On this weeks episode of "Who Wants to be a Human Cruise Missile...."