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Comment: Re:Why? (Score 1) 544

I know many people who will be thrilled with self-driving cars, as "driving" is a frustrating-but-necessary expenditure of effort required to get them from A to B (which is all they give a damn about anyway.) What makes you think there aren't similar people who would embrace a self-aiming firearm? "Honestly, I don't want to learn to be a marksman. I just want to blow the crap out of my ex-husband's pickup truck."

Comment: Re:Mass Extortion (Score 5, Funny) 224

by Migraineman (#43732985) Attached to: Federal Judge Dismisses Movie Piracy Complaint
Would have been an interesting case to sit-in on. I can imagine that the dialogue went something like this:

Lawyer: Your honor, the court needs to understand that the motion picture industry employs hundreds of people in the process of making a feature length film.
Judge: Uh huh.
Lawyer: When these dirty internet pirates steal the movie, they are stealing the food from the children of these good people.
Judge: So you suffer losses?
Lawyer: Yes! Almost incalculable losses. That's why we seek the statutory penalty of $150,000 per individual.
Judge: [types on computer] I see that the film in question is available on Amazon for nine bucks.
Lawyer: Uhm, yes, I believe that is the correct amount.
Judge: So an individual who purchases this item through Amazon and watches it generates $9 in revenue, minus Amazon's overhead?
Lawyer: Uhhhh ... yes.
Judge: So your client receives up to $9 for the legitimate viewing, but somehow suffers $150,000 in damages because the method of viewing changed?
Lawyer: Your honor, it's complicated.
Judge: Enlighten me. Where does this $150,000 delta come into play?
Lawyer: Uhm ... pain and suffering.
Judge: Pain and suffering?
Lawyer: Yes ... mine. OH GOD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE WORKING FOR THESE PEOPLE!

Comment: Re:Um... "suspect" (Score 1) 773

by Migraineman (#43503701) Attached to: Police Capture Second Marathon Bombing Suspect in Watertown, Mass.
I don't recall Hernandez and Carranza lobbing pipe bombs at the LAPD, nor did they return fire. Did I miss something?

I believe the previous poster is suggesting that the presumption of innocence is significantly reduced when you have explosive devices and toss them at the cops.

Comment: Re:cowboys and indians? (Score 1) 335

by Migraineman (#42973539) Attached to: CT State Senator Wants To Ban Kids From Using Arcade Guns
I'll cite the Webster dictionary for the definition -
WEAPON : something (as a club, knife, or gun) used to injure, defeat, or destroy.

For an item to be a weapon, it needs to be applied in a specific manner. The hammer, sitting on the table, won't jump up and bop you on the head all by itself. Neither will the firearm, nor the table itself, nor this nifty rock I have here. All of these items can be weapons when applied properly. The application (and intent) makes it a weapon.

Comment: Re: cowboys and indians? (Score 2) 335

by Migraineman (#42973393) Attached to: CT State Senator Wants To Ban Kids From Using Arcade Guns
I have personally survived two home invasions ... both occurred while I was home. One was in New York outside of Albany. The other was in the suburbs of Washington DC. Your unwillingness to accept the reality of the situation is not justification to dictate what my defensive posture should or shouldn't be.

Comment: Re:cowboys and indians? (Score 1) 335

by Migraineman (#42969151) Attached to: CT State Senator Wants To Ban Kids From Using Arcade Guns

Why would you want to put a hole in something from a distance?

Because that something is holding a knife to your daughter's throat? And because that something is unlikely to wait for you to go to the garage and get the extension cord for your drill because he's on the other side of the room?

As much as you don't like it, a gun is a tool for defending against a threat. It is highly optimized to he effective and reliable. It is the wrong tool to choose should you need to machine a hole in something, just as a square tipped shovel is the wrong tool for that job.

Comment: Re:Apparently not. (Score 1) 214

by Migraineman (#42910447) Attached to: Can You Potty Train a Cow?
Maybe if the researchers had a serious talk with the cows, and explained that they wouldn't get to wear big-cow underpants until they used the cow-potty properly, they would have better results. Pointing out that their cow-peers were wearing big-cow underpants can be an effective peer-pressure motivation. Also, there's generally a cow-kindergarden prohibition if cows can't use the cow-potty by themselves. And they do want to go to cow-kindergarden, right?

Offering pop-culture stylized big-cow underpants as a reward/bribe should only be used as a last resort, as it sets a bad precedent.

Comment: Re:This is bad idea amd then some (Score 1) 505

You beat me to the Tragedy of the Commons reference. In every experience I have with shared property or resources, we humans seem to gravitate toward depletion. I purchased some tools to be shared amongst a few friends. One took a screwdriver and hacked the handle off because he needed a piece of steel. The drawer full of drill rod was 3m away, but he destroyed the tool (and its availability to others) because:
- there were plenty more in the toolbox
- the drill rod is "way over there"
- "Why do you care? It's not like it was *your personal* screwdriver."

And don't get me started on how ugly freebie handouts can get.

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