He should get a speeding ticket from every state he drove through.

And don't forget bank thermometers

Shaggy Man's body is indestrucible.

...for weather. I'm going to punch the next person who tells me that it's super hot at 45 degrees out in the face.

I bought a refurbished Wii from GameStop, still had the previous owner's saved games, Netflix account (which works by the way), credits on the Nintendo store. They made no effort to clean the system whatsoever.

I wage war against the government by voting.

The $1 bill is useful for everyday transactions, the $100 bill is useful for gamblers in Las Vegas and drug dealers. While I have no problem with the former, making it more difficult for drug dealers to do business seems like a good policy. Also, it would be two fewer bills that we would have to worry about people counterfeiting.

I'm pretty sure you mean 1:30 PDT, not 1:30 PST.

Copyright should be 5 years, penalties for violating copyright should be large enough to discourage willful copyright violations (i.e criminal, not civil). After 5 years, copyright is gone, want more money? do more work!

I hide them, and when Facebook asks me why I choose "sexually explicit."

...or read a table is complaining about higher education. Ohio State University doesn't have 16,000+ out of state students, it has 11,442 (according to the document the post links to). Foreign students are included in that number. There are 52,635 Ohioans, 11,442 non-Ohioans for a total enrollment of 64,077.

Perverts!

Okay, honestly there are very few things that I look up on google that I would drive to a library to research.

That's not what she said

I for one welcome our zombie overlords!