You all have rose coloured glasses on. The Duke Nuke'em games are even more dated than Donkey Kong. I'm hoping this is the last time this "vaporware" title is brought up again... So not relevant and not even funny as an inside joke.
Slashdot is *not* a lawyer. PS I would call their bluff, then sue the hell out of them for a frivilously bad reference. PPS I am *not* a lawyer.
They are more likely to play on your lawn. Make sure you yell at them from your front window. Damn kids.