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Comment ultimate embarrasment (Score 4, Funny) 66

by avandesande on Friday July 18, 2025 @06:56PM (#65530398) Attached to: 'Coldplay Kiss-Cam Flap Proves We're Already Our Own Surveillance State'

What a way for your wife to find out you listen to Coldplay

by cyborg_monkey on Friday July 18, 2025 @12:43PM (#65529550) Attached to: Dictionary.com 'Devastated' Paid Users By Abruptly Deleting Saved Word Lists

you're a dipshit.

by avandesande on Thursday July 17, 2025 @07:08PM (#65528018) Attached to: Germany Is Building the World's Tallest Wind Turbine

I guess you have never been to New Mexico?

by avandesande on Thursday July 17, 2025 @09:57AM (#65526794) Attached to: Germany Is Building the World's Tallest Wind Turbine

These are scattered all over New Mexico and are a terrible eyesore. Not my backyard though....

by avandesande on Wednesday July 16, 2025 @04:24PM (#65525438) Attached to: Music Insiders Call for Warning Labels After AI-Generated Band Gets 1 Million Plays On Spotify

Can you find me an example of AI classical music that doesn't sound like crap? I am having a hard time believing this one.

by avandesande on Wednesday July 16, 2025 @12:35PM (#65524906) Attached to: Seagate's 30TB HAMR Drives Hit Market for $600

Hard disk speed is related to the platter density, so these will be faster.

by avandesande on Wednesday July 16, 2025 @12:30PM (#65524886) Attached to: The Secret To Better Airplane Navigation Could Be Inside the Earth's Crust

I thought this was going to be something along the lines of boring a tunnel through the earth and pulling the airplane through it

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 15, 2025 @01:59PM (#65522820) Attached to: Meta's Superintelligence Lab Considers Shift To Closed AI Model

shut up you fucking moron.

by avandesande on Monday July 14, 2025 @10:14AM (#65519322) Attached to: Some Amazon Warehouses are Losing Hundreds of Workers After Changes in Legal Status

So just F the people that don't have the skills for better jobs?

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 14, 2025 @09:43AM (#65519250) Attached to: COVID-19 Vaccine's mRNA Technology Adapted for First Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria Vaccine

Shut up you dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 10, 2025 @07:48AM (#65509398) Attached to: Prime Day Loses Its Spark As Sales Nosedive 41%

Shut up you fucking moron.

by avandesande on Wednesday July 09, 2025 @10:07AM (#65507224) Attached to: Record-Setting Dark Matter Detector Comes Up Empty -- and That's Good News

On the dark side of the moon there is a pile of single socks filled with dark matter.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday July 09, 2025 @07:37AM (#65507004) Attached to: Meta Invests $3.5 Billion in World's Largest Eye-Wear Maker in AI Glasses Push

Shut up you moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 07, 2025 @09:16AM (#65502774) Attached to: The Startup-Filled Coder 'Village' at the Heart of China's AI Frenzy

Grow a sack.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 01, 2025 @07:32AM (#65488424) Attached to: 'Space Is Hard. There Is No Excuse For Pretending It's Easy'

Shut up you moron.