MaskedSlacker - Slashdot User

Comment: Re:What are you talking about (Score 2) 161

by MaskedSlacker on Saturday June 02, @02:48AM (#40191963) Attached to: Apple, Google: Battle of the Cloud Maps

And why we suddenly accidentally some verbs from our sentences?

Comment: Re:Why not hardware manufacturers? (Score 2) 770

by MaskedSlacker on Thursday May 31, @08:57PM (#40175145) Attached to: Red Hat Will Pay Microsoft To Get Past UEFI Restrictions

The key is 256 characters long, and looks like a ROT13-encoded Perl scrip

Oh, so it's just a regular sentence? That doesn't seem so bad...

Comment: Re:9:0 here (Score 1) 276

by MaskedSlacker on Thursday May 31, @01:44AM (#40163899) Attached to: Among APs I detect, the secured:unsecured ratio is:

Farnsworth didn't say that. Number 1.0, the head bureacrat of the Central Bureaucracy (Bureaucrat Grade 1.0) did.

Comment: Re:15+:0 (Score 1) 276

by MaskedSlacker on Thursday May 31, @01:35AM (#40163885) Attached to: Among APs I detect, the secured:unsecured ratio is:

So...which ISP do you work for?

Comment: Re:..came on.. (Score 1) 532

by MaskedSlacker on Sunday May 27, @06:08AM (#40127245) Attached to: Iran Reverse Engineers Cobra Attack Helicopter

Did you even watch the same movie as I did? The martians came in peace, and then they were viciously attacked by that dove. How were they supposed to respond?

Comment: Re:could this be the end? (Score 3, Funny) 266

by MaskedSlacker on Wednesday May 23, @02:33AM (#40084151) Attached to: SEC Calls For Review of Facebook IPO

That's da bomb!

An unfortunate choice of words you may regret having chosen when the black vans park in your driveway.

Comment: Re:Super tired of these two banks. (Score 1) 266

by MaskedSlacker on Wednesday May 23, @02:32AM (#40084137) Attached to: SEC Calls For Review of Facebook IPO

Were it not for limited liability laws, companies making long term losses would be worth negative money.

Comment: Re:Why delete the recordings? (Score 1) 306

by MaskedSlacker on Friday May 18, @04:16AM (#40038803) Attached to: US Justice Dept Defends Right To Record Police

It is not the law that you are fair game for audio recording, however (depending on your state).

Comment: Re:An A+ in "Lying About The Past" on your resume (Score 1) 183

by MaskedSlacker on Thursday May 17, @10:54PM (#40037121) Attached to: GMU Prof Teaches How To Falsify Wikipedia — and Get Caught

I've got this bridge in Pacoima, the vacation capital of California, that I think you might be interested in...

Comment: Re:This experiment is pointless (Score 0) 183

by MaskedSlacker on Thursday May 17, @10:52PM (#40037111) Attached to: GMU Prof Teaches How To Falsify Wikipedia — and Get Caught

I used to know (at least nodding acquaintances) all the people who lived within a mile of my home (about 400 people)

Horseshit. Maybe you knew their names, but you didn't know them. How many of them did you know were sex offenders? Drug dealers? Abusive spouses? Abusive parents? Kleptomaniacs? Knowing their names/recognizing their faces doesn't mean you knew them, and it didn't make you any safer.