Lumpish Scholar's Journal: The return of Stupid Job Ads!

All typos as in originals.

[How many years?]

Have 10 years of Unix, C/C++ experience?

Candidates should have atleast 7 years experience in software development.... At least 7 years application programming experience in C/C++ ... Minimum seven years practical/professional experience.

[If you've used Solaris 9, Oracle 10i, or Tomcat 4.1.27, we don't want to talk with you. We'll let you know which version of the other things we want you to have used.]

Required Environments:
SUN Workstations
Solaris 8
UNIX
Oracle 9i
Tomcat Server 4.1.18
FTP

[I suppose I should be glad they're insourcing this one. It just blows my mind where they're recruiting from, for jobs in New Jersey.]

US-NJ-Central-Full Time, Temporary/Contract/Project, Employee

... urgently looking to hire C++ experts for some critical projects in the Telecom space. Very strong development background (minimum 5+ years) in the C++ & Unix environment with prior experience in the Telecom space is a must ... Engineers from the IITs [Indian Institutes of Technology], BITS [Bihar / Birla / Birsa Institute of Technology] and RECs [regional engineering colleges] are preferred. Candidates must be willing to fly immediately to the U.S.

Note: This is not a contracting opportunity. This is a long-term project and we are looking for committed individuals who would like to be a part of the team ... Strong Academic background (Only Engineers need apply)

huh?

[Zarf]

Why is this a stupid job ad? Or was that just a non-sequitr?