At a glance, I saw 'bombing' after suborbital and a company called Virgin Galactic with a Chairman like Richard Branson sounds like it would have a 'Phase 2'.

Go to ASU. There's an incredibly short queue next to a sign that says 'Free bone loss! Ask us how!'

Make all your threats on MySpace, kids. It's technically public.

...why when I looked up 'Kang and Kodos' I got political advertising from both.

That's kind of you to note but as I'm making a reference to the campaign, calling it a 'prawn' would be counter to that to my intent.

FYI, I'm Australian. Sorry, Autralian.

Makes me so mad, I'm having trouble chucking another hrimp on barbie.

Must have cost a bit to refit it so it's mouth didn't move sensuously.

Slightly off topic, but 'Grammar Nazi' almost makes me believe the Grammar Hague is run by 16 year olds with mobile phones.

I'm super excited that this relevant and forward thinking company is releasing a browser that will make me forget about using any other browser.

- Me from 1996

John Smith was tragically killed today, smothered by ketchup after applying more than the recommended force. Manufacturers of the superhydrophobic coating for condiment bottles will now be required to place warnings directing users to face the spout of the bottles away from their faces. The Department of Defense is currently investigating resurrecting the Land Warrior initiative, based around these bottles.