...cows alone are causing more global warming than the poorest half of the population of the entire planet...
At least I can eat the cows.
They say to really know someone you need to walk 1000 miles in their shoes
If I walked 1000 miles on a regular basis, even in my own shows, I wouldn't be fat anymore.
Oh for a stray Informative/Insightful mod point. A 1000 miles a year of dedicated running/jogging effort will do wonders for you.
...non-frozen balance energy snack in rod form
They couldn't get a cafeteria full of grown adults to start gnawing on their rods for lunch.
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