Is it from the darkside?

But most of the other machines do last forever, or at least long enough that they get replaced for a better version rather than because they've failed.

That's something for the help desk to solve.

Many businesses would say there's no excuse for surfing the web during working hours.

Isaac Asimov had an anecdote about being commissioned to write a story in the morning, wrote it at lunch time and gave it to his manger, who told him to wait a couple of weeks because if it was found it didn't take long people would assume it wasn't worth reading. And software can be viewed that way - if there's only six people working on a project then it's not taken seriously enough, you need to make a new department out of the best people from the other departments. And get more consultants.

And the rest just waste it.

Probably the majority of it was in the last few months, and may have been for what he thought was a ransom. I don't have $200,000 laying about but if I truly believed that my girlfriend was being kidnapped I could get it within a couple of weeks by loans and remortgaging.