"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he eats for a lifetime."
How unerringly true. Might I suggest that we take a new approach to the problem? Perhaps we can put our efforts toward removing the stigma attached to cannabalism. It seems to me that this could only result in a positive outcome for all parties involved. The hungry would be either fed or eaten and we would no longer have to be annoyed by Bono's calls for help.
Theory is gray, but the golden tree of life is green. -- Goethe