KoriaDesevis's Journal: Wild dream

So last night I had the coolest dream ever.

My dream was all about ellem. He was wearing butter flavored spandex tights and was suspended from the ceiling fan over the bed by a bungee cord. He was playing a kazoo to the tune of "Come On, Get Happy" by the Partridge Family, serenading a mountain goat, while guzzling Wild Turkey like it was water.

Next to the bed was a power drill which he had just used on himself to take care of a little constipation issue, and piled on the nightstand was a stack of Seventeen magazine back issues.

You are so cool, ellem. ;)

I do believe...

[FortKnox]

...that after lou read "I had a dream about ellem" he needed to change his pants...


And after reading the whole thing, he probably had to chang'm again ;)

Re:I do believe...

[ellem]

D'oh I messed myself again... only this time it's sticky!

ok ellem...

[btlzu2]

where is koria and when did you crack her slashdot password????

I am SO regular!

[ellem]

I never need a drill [slashdot.org]!

need to talk to danny

[Triumph The Insult C]

if danny gets his "new mommy" i need to talk to that boy about lottery numbers

Woah.

[Keith Russell]

... coolest dream ever ... ellem ... butter flavored spandex tights ... ceiling fan ... kazoo ... the Partridge Family ... mountain goat ... power drill ... constipation ... Seventeen magazine back issues...

No more drugs for that woman.

Wow

[LPetrazickis]

That's pretty awesome and/or cool, comrade. Keep up the good work.:)

So, what did YOU have for dinner last night?

[AB3A]

Whatever it was that you ingested for dinner last night must have been the good stuff. I'd say thanks for sharing, but right now my head is spinning with this incredible imagery. It doesn't feel too good.
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