Authorities including bomb experts searched an apartment in Revere, Massachusetts, and removed items, after two deadly bombs struck the Boston Marathon. But officials cautioned that there are currently no clear suspects -- and the motive remains unknown. Officials also announced a twist in the probe: Suspicious packages that were detonated out of precaution were not explosive devices after all.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/15/us/boston-marathon-investigation/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

I stopped reading after "THIS."

It's juvenile. Please stop.

That's actually not true...

Neither was the rest of that fairytale.

And this is why i'll never step onto a commercial airliner again..

This whole line is the new "Oh, I don't even OWN a television... let alone watch one!"

Although I don't know how new it is. This sort of smug-troll thing is always annoying.

...just quit lying about what time it is, please. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Since I use a Mac or Solaris I guess I'll always have a room without Windows.

Captain Obvious just called... He wants his joke back. :/

This.

...yet?

For God's sake.

You've got it right. Typically, "may" is used.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miranda_warning#Typical_usage

TV has been screwing it up for ages.

And I've got diarrhea and a strong desire to leave a double-decker in every toilet in your house.

For what it's worth, the term you're looking for is Upper Decker.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Upper+Decker

it's the fact that we as a society are producing people who go out into their neighborhoods and do such things. I don't hear anybody proposing a solution for that.

Stop producing so many people. You're welcome.

The "pay attention" rationale doesn't hold water since they're not preventing people reading paper books or the newspapers they sometimes give out when you board.

Books and newspapers typically do not feature headphones. To me, it seems much easier to say "put away all electronic devices" rather than try to hash out a list of exceptions.

hate to reply to self, but just found out that you have to click the mbeta link to see it on iPad... I assumed it would pick up the agent and redirect since the summary says "launched."

I probably don't understand what "launched" means, though.

nothing different on iPad compared to the regular site... except, the OBNOXIOUS pop-up banner ad thing at the bottom.

Seriously? Thanks for that.

> And how exactly do you propose this should work?

Don't track in the first place?

You missed this part:

"from the obvious-witticisms-are-obvious dept."