"Solar Powered Toilet Torches deemed a Waste to the Public Health budget" is one example misreading.

A perfect child-porn filter that only filters child porn would be wonderful, but that is fairy magic.
In reality we cannot trust those who wish to filter our internet, and this is why.
There is no substitute for proper discipline and compassion in upbringing.
Being forced to learn to fight crudely at school to protect myself (and fight my own battles) has caused me crippling psychiatric issues in adulthood.
Being forced to porn act to make daddy money (this did NOT happen to me) is an even worse evil.
Children need to grow, learn and play, and be free from influences such as sexuality and violence, but must be taught proper discipline about both so that as they reach maturity these things are no longer a fascination and do not cause the grown up child to turn to unhealthy sex and violence as a crutch. Society needs fixing.

Varnish! (Works a treat for colour coding things like laptop PSUs.)

I was trying to classify the normal subgroups of PSL(n,q) where n,q may be nonstandard elements of a nonstandard model of arithmetic. I pointed out that if Ariah Lev's work formalised correctly, then a few steps would yield the result I wanted, but that this was beyond checking. Once the PhD was done, I did further investigation, and scribbled a thought in a moment of insight, and left it to tidy itself up. I believe I put an entry on either chalisque.wordpress.com or deardiary.chalisque.org, but forget which, and am hunting it down. If not, John's Antibang Theory That Really Works and its notion of True Computability vs Turing equivalent non-True forms will see the light of day in a readable format, but if you want to know how my mind really thinks, this is a clue as to my mind's native language. It's quasi-English pseudo-maths that I then filter for correctness before communicating.

I can't find it, but there are a great many thoughts I had to dump out to reclaim brainspace. As a free software believer, and a free-thinking believer, I treat my programs and thoughts like a mother treats her children, caringly and lovingly and I don't send them out into the world ill-equipped to face rigorous challenge.

I've managed to fit my post into the subject, so here I'll paste my Open Letter to Wacom instead. Enjoy, and please don't moderate off-topic since the Comment Subject is the entire post and is on topic, but I've got to put something meaningful here to get through the filter.

From https://www.facebook.com/john....

(hint: copy and paste into a fixed width editor and reformat to taste, taking care to make my signature look like John.)

An Open Letter to Wacom,

Re: Drivers that don't drive properly, and are welded shut so as to be unfixable for whoever has the misfortune to need to use them.

Dear Wacom,

When I plug my Bamboo into my Linux laptops, it works perfectly every time. It does not, however, work at all properly on my mac, and isn't moving the mouse at all on this Windows 7 64bit laptop despite it having worked in the past, no new drivers having been installed, and Windows 7 saying the driver was successfully installed.

Please investigate how the Free Software community was able to write a working driver, hit your driver developers over the head with a clue-stick or other relevant therapy, and consider having open source (BSD licensed or weaker) Windows drivers---from which open source and Free Software drivers can be developed, maintained and debugged independently---written from scratch following advice of the Free Software community (but not copying code itself) and released under a BSD-style open source without restrictions license.

Since I cannot trust Wacom products to work on my Mac, nor on my Windows laptops, and my £200 Corel Painter software doesn't have a Linux version, I cannot justify the cost of an Intuos Pro no matter how much I love the idea if digital painting, and the philosophy of what was Fractal Design's Painter.

That I cannot trust Corel Painter to try to kick it's twice-a-day crash habit, means I can't trust it either.

Krita is a nice idea, but is at least a year or so from being production ready, and Gimp is not really a digital painting product, but a General Image Manipulation Program, so that is no substitute either.

You can put part of the blame on Microsoft for the driver issue for having such a stupid USB driver model, but you are the fools for actually trying to code to said broken model.

Yours wondering-when-Ableton-Suite-and-Reaper-and-all-my-VSTs-will-be-available-on-Linux-and-I-can-ditch-Windows-compeletly-ly,

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15th February, 2014 (Hangover-after-Valentines-and-too-many-glasses-of-wine-Day Day) [hic!]

I produced http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... from conception to completion within a day (yesterday, Valentines Day if you care about pink fluffy luvviduvvy stuff). This says all I think I can say abou the Music Industry's 'think of our struggling artists when you ponder not giving us more money than we need' attitude.

Totally decentralised systems, looked at through the viewpoint of 19th century analysis and stats, can seem to work by limiting the control to infinity. in reality there is no infinity to limit it to, this is just a useful figment of mathematicians imaginations when counting stuff is impractical. Somebody's actions will always control the balance of the random behaviours that lie behind bitcoin. The problem then is that this control point will move around essentially near-chaotically. The bitcoin network will have a weak mind of its own, and behave with the complexity of a small insect rummaging around looking for food. A mass of bitcoin like systems will evolve to work together like an army of ants. Basically the abstract model of an ant colony from which nature derives real ants, is trying to evolve itself on the internet. Bitcoin is the begining of a virtual bit-ant infestation. There is a place for ants, but the world finance system is not one of them.

Legal powers are like invisible guns to peoples' heads, and enforcement is like pulling the trigger. The solution to the problem of guns is not no guns, nor more guns, but possibly fewer guns and an absolute requirement on a lack of egotistical greedy selfish intent in anybody before they're allowed to go near a gun. Human greed and selfishness is the problem, and if we don't fix that, we're fuxked whether or not patent lawsuits are involved.

Mainstream science is so full of bullshit these days that the general public, faced with two piles of bullshit, one containing a priceless gem, and the other not, can't see the difference and, sadly, don't seem to care. It's a sad world when that happens. At least we can plant pretty flowers in the bullshit and hope that some good can be made of it. One day the gem will be uncovered.

If there was ever a book on how to read the KJV _properly_, then you would absolutely need that too. Alas they didn't have those to hand when compiling, and nobody since has had the understanding sufficient to write one.

Exercise 1 with the KJV: Take a single sentence, and see if the words fit better and make more sense in any other order.
Exercise 2 with the KJV: Repeat with each adjacent sequence of a few sentences.
Exercise 3 with the KJV: If there is no better word order, then the one you see is minimal for some particular meaning, so what is the meaning?
Exercise 4 with the KJV: Explore the degree to which one can ultimately rely upon the authority of a human third party, such as a church?
Exercise 5 with the KJV: Just appreciate the wonder of what was accomplished by it, rather than any potential flaws.
Exercise 6 with the KJV: Explore the historical context and carefully explain what qualitative improvements could have been made.
Exercise 7 with the KJV: Justify carefully every single possible improvement. You may assume your own existence, but all other assumptions must be carefully stated, and ultimately factored out in your reasoning.

If you haven't got past 7, then you can't really claim to even understand the idea of 'biblical inerrancy' and why it matters. My experience is that it is based on the intuition of 'locally minimal errors in a large region of possibilities', or that if the KJV isn't already correct for the context and language for which it was composed, there is no realistic possibility of improvement. Anything that remotely satisfies such a 'minimal error' condition, like the best music or poetry, or the best mathematical proofs, are beautiful in their own right. If one then looks to the KJV, RSV, NIV and ESV and cross compares, to see examples of translator decisions, then they can start to abstract the common meaning and factor away translating issues so as to intuitively grasp the deeper meaning.

There is no way, practically or physically, that you can properly understand even a fraction of the words of the KJV without proper study, contemplation, anguish and just plain getting it wrong time and time again until you see that most beautiful of interpretations that just fits. My own experience is that that 'most beautiful' of interpretations looks like an amazing consequence of the foundational laws of maths and physics that the modern world has discovered in the years after the KJV was written, and that 'almost magical' compatibility is what leads me to believe that my current understanding is worth anything.

For those who wish to see how little I like to rely upon external sources of reasoning, and how clearly I like to think things through, my PhD thesis at john.allsup.co is an example, though I'm much more pedantic these days than I was then, both about logical rigour, foundational assumptions, and just plain making things look nice. I'm an absolute bastard of a perfectionist, at heart, and to me, if something looks wrong then there is at least one thing wrong somewhere, and in the long run that's always gonna be one thing too many.

I take this philosophy into how I code, so I don't code much, but what I do code I damn well make sure works properly, or that if it doesn't, I understand why it doesn't before making a single correction. Errors once overwritten are sources of teaching and learning that, once lost, are unlikely to recur. Nurture your errors like seeds in a garden, and cultivate the flowers and plants that grow from them, rather than trying to rush things and get to the good stuff first. Rushing only make s for poorer results, and in the eyes of an absolute bastard of a perfectionist, such results are no results at all, other than more errors to be learned from.

...that there's only a finite number of stars in the observable universe, so eventually they'll exhaustively find the oldest one of the lot, provided they can see it, and accurately verify its age, and tick off all the other candidates so as to ensure they have the correct answer. Then one has to ask what real-world survival problem will ever be aided by such research?

Figure out what can alert the watchers without getting into trouble, and compare notes and discuss in forums on Tinternet.
Make sport out of the watchers by seeing what you can figure out about them simply by provoking unnecessary reactions.
Read The Art of War and study Tai Chi (properly, not just as a spaced-out eastern arm-waving exercise, but as the study of super-efficient movement and coordination -- though that can take a decade or so just to get the basics half-right).

Bash is very good, but much could be done to craft a better command shell that combines the best of Bash, Perl, Ruby and Python, with the only bit of Visual Basic that I really liked: the with construct.

In Visual Basic, one could write
with myObject .this := that .and := other
end with

The dots at the start are redundant given proper block structure, unless you also have a smalltalk like messaging facility that runs aside C++ style getters and setters. Then .this = that style constructs would do low level get and set, and
with git
    init
    add .
    commit -m "initial commit"
    end
which is fine provided 'git end' has no meaningful value to git.

I'm also thinking about the consequences of replacing the environment with stacks of dictionaries, and playing with simple prototypes in Python, sometimes just half writing them to help me see how the code would look.

If you want to see who else is on it, you may go to: http://thewikiman.allsup.co/Do...