Slow, defective, underperforming and full of bloatware. But hey, it's free. What do you expect of a device assembled by a couple of non-specialized chumps over 5 minutes and then in development for 9 fucking months? It's a miracle it still works with all that legacy architecture and those junky peripherals. Oh, did you say "functional"? Too bad.
That pesky international internet will not probably be "international" for long... There are forces in motion that will lead to its eventual fragmentation and balkanization. In the end, we'll all be confined in some walled garden, under strict surveillance.
That's what dumb Users like you think. Meanwhile, on the other side of the screen, Wireshark is plotting to send all your apps to the Game Grid where they will be derezzed while engaging the Video Warriors.
Of course they would. Why, do you think you're too important to be thrown under the bus? Face it, the only limit to the number of people that can be thrown under a bus is how many that bus is capable of squashing. They're nostly nerds anyway so nobody really cares. Heck, I'd throw their whole fucking families under the bus. Then I'd throw the bus drivers under the bus as well. And then I'd drive the bus.