You are all Swiss cows. Swiss cows say mooeggi. MOOEGGI! MOOOEGGI! Mooeggi Swiss cows MOOOEGGI! Mooeggi say the Swiss cows. YOU SWISS COWS!!
You're all SHOGGOTH! Shoggoth say TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI Shoggoth TEKELI-LI! TEKELI-LI say the Shoggoth! YOU SHOGGOTH!
It WAS against the door. Then Ballmer passed by.
Of course they would. Why, do you think you're too important to be thrown under the bus? Face it, the only limit to the number of people that can be thrown under a bus is how many that bus is capable of squashing. They're nostly nerds anyway so nobody really cares. Heck, I'd throw their whole fucking families under the bus. Then I'd throw the bus drivers under the bus as well. And then I'd drive the bus.
You should have used your knowledge to sabotage the elevator, have the doors open on nothing but emptiness and hung a plush pony above them. She would have omgponied herself to her doom.
Whatever you do, don't pay the ferryman. Don't even fix a price.
The gubbamint puts dihydrogen monoxyde in water to kill you if you drink too much of it! YARALL SHEEPLES DURR HURR!!!
... It's a freaking *FLYING SAUCER*. Use antigravity like all civilized species.
Please refrain from drinking and bilge-watching "Game of Thrones" before heading off to your work as a youth counselor.
That's called overreacting. Unless they did the duckface thing.
And that's why nobody should land there.
Digital RECTAL molestation. FTFY.
Death to everybody. In the end, I will get my wish.
That would be "Chuck Norris favors curry with people in power. And basmati rice too."
I know who you are, Jeff Minter.