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My wife is now able to keep her car keys stuck to her forehead.
Now all I have to do is say, "Did you check your forehead?" when she "loses" her keys. I am overwhelmed by her adjulation as she hails me as a hero many times per day.
Added Bonus: If I drop a small metal object in the shag carpet, she can find it for me.
Not to mention the clever assurance of job security for decades (if not centuries) into the future fastidiously babysitting the bodily fluids of hapless coral.
People will be fighting over cats and dogs and sunflowers.
Dismantling their homes for fuel.
I'm not young but I would not be surprised if, one day, my wife and I find ourselves living in a tent somewhere, eating what we can catch or forage.