I'm one of only 3 people qualified at my level in Mid Wales
So you could say that you're the only plumber in the vil-lage.
There were a hundred and twenty six of us living in a cardboard box in the middle of the road...
"The urge to destroy is also a creative urge." -- Bakunin [ed. note - I would say: The urge to destroy may sometimes be a creative urge.]