And what do I see just to the right of the lead-in about how Bruce Schneier says security awareness training is a waste of time? An ad for Kevin Mitnick's Security Awareness Training.

No, it's that we know that aliens tried to steal the syrup. This is obviously the start of The Maple Syrup War!

...it's like lasing a stick of dynamite

Someone's been reading Heinlein's The Man Who Sold the Moon.

According the The Reg, James Doohan's ashes are aboard. Boldly go, Scotty. We miss you

Sign up for the service, get the freebies...and then paste a screenshot of goat.se in front of the camera.

No one expects the Bing inquisition!

...the paperless office?!?! I've been waiting for that sum-bitch for going on 30 years now.

TRUTH!!!! My youngest son just completed his Senior season of soccer. By the fast-twitch muscle theory, he shouldn't be a good soccer player but he is. On the soccer field, just about every other player is quicker off the line than him but any distance over about 10 yards, my son can run down any player on the field (his other sport is track where he's a distance runner). He has the stamina to stay in the entire game - and as a defensive mid, that's pretty good since his 'position' is the middle half of the field. Add in a knack for being able to stick like Velcro to whatever opposing player he's covering even if that player is behind him and you start to understand why his team voted him Best Defensive Player. But he shouldn't be as good as he is. He is that good because he loves the game and he really applies himself to it - something that test won't test for.

Cerial Killer is a hacker, not a phone-phreak!

Seriously? I mean, 3D VR hacking attempt, reaching out with VR Gloves to manipulate/hack interface, face palm into VR Gloves, etc.

And no Pr0n jokes about 3D VR Penetration testing?

Who are you and what have you done with my SlashDot?

They're just SAYING they're looking for the Higgs. But what they're actually trying to do is corner the world BitCoin market! With the U.S's Credit Rating being downgraded they're anticipating BitCoin becoming the new international currency standard.

Back about 20 years or so ago I worked for a Bell Atlantic subsidiary. Everyone in the company got a little cast resin model of a mountain with telephone poles going over it in commemoration of them replacing the last Party Line. The cable was pulled over the mountain (in Kentucky IIRC) by mules.

What about the key to a John Deere?