Foster's. Australian for Crap.
We were taught how to use them in my jr high computer class. (20 years ago) The program I used had a few pre-built shapes (circles, rectangles, lines, etc) that you create via the tablet. Of course, I didn't realize it then, but apparently that class has prepared me to use the iPad.
...yet I still managed to crack the screen on my droid.
Does this mean we may be able to finally develop a cure for monogamy?