Crucify him!

Hello Mr Kettle!

This comment may be insightful, but it doesn't address the issue realistically unless one has a time machine.
Bonus points for the irony of complaining about /. answers not providing useful solutions.

Person asks question, discussion ensues, nobody answers the original question as it was asked.
The more things change, the more they stay the same....

I've been noticing a certain grating quality when the young girls talk lately.
Good thing I know how to keep 'em quiet.

What could possibly go wrong?

But then how are they gonna get on TV?
I'm surprised they have time anyway what with Alameda's bomb problem and all.

Because there are things in them he can't know. RTFA

"snobbishly"

WTF? It's his own personal email.

Average physicists win Nobels?

Z-z-z-z-i-i-i-n-n-g

"I assure you that you will not retire from the company you start at"

Do people really think like that? Even in Canada?

Scary